Halloween Q&A

Q: What kind of street is most likely to be haunted?
A: A boolevard.

Q: What happened to the journalism professor who was bitten by a lycanthrope?
A: He turned into a who-what-when-and-werewolf.

Q: What happened to the geography professor who was bitten by a lycanthrope?
A: He turned into a herewolf.

Q: What happened to the philosophy professor who was bitten by a lycanthrope?
A: He turned into a whywolf.

Q: What kind of monsters are young flies most afraid of?
A: Zombees.

Q: Why do vampires hate chickens
A: Because they always cross the road.