Mad Meyers

Monday, May 28, 2007

Quote

Yes, he's not exactly my kind of guy. But the quote fits.

A thoughtful mind, when it sees a Nation's flag, sees not the flag only, but the Nation itself; and whatever may be its symbols, its insignia, he reads chiefly in the flag the Government, the principles, the truths, the history which belongs to the Nation which belongs to the Nation that sets it forth.
  —Henry Ward Beecher from " The American Flag"

Sunday, May 27, 2007

"Tag"line

Always forgive your enemies. Seldom does anything annoy them more.

Quote

You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you odd.
  —attributed to Flannery O'Connor

Copyright Video

Both amusing and true.

"Tag"line

Body language is the universal tongue.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Quote

I wasn't a big fish in a little pond; more like a goldfish in a Dixie cup.
—Anonymous (from "VGA Blues" in Off The Record at InfoWorld)

You can read the whole thing here: http://weblog.infoworld.com/offtherecord/archives/2007/05/vga_blues.html

"Tag"line

The noblest revenge is forgiveness.

P.S.
Sorry about the duplicate yesterday. It's been removed.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Web Follies

Weird and dorky. Always a winning combination:
http://dailyamerican.com/articles/2007/05/16/weird/weird903.txt

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Quote

Properly speaking, of course, there is no such thing as a return to nature, because there is no such thing as a departure from it. The phrase reminds one of the slightly intoxicated gentleman who gets up in his own dining room and declares firmly that he must be getting home.
  —G.K. Chesterton

"Tag"line

Indolent philosopher: Mr. I can't.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Quote

Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?
  —Brian Kernighan

"Tag"line

A bachelor is a guy with no wife expectancy.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Quote

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
  —Albert Einstein

"Tag"line

A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

"Tag"line

When you are wrong, change. When you are right, try to be easy to live with.

Quote

Fortune favors the prepared mind.
  —Louis Pasteur (or at least attributed to him)

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Latin Phrase

Carpe Per Diem -- Seize the Pay

Quote

"Know thy enemy" might be as critical as "Know thyself". They often overlap.
  —Fr. John Zuhlsdorf

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Seen in the Wild

They cannot admit it because they won't reveal a secret (being infuriatingly English: they probably eat those horrid cucumber sandwiches too).

Quote

The only time clients truly listen to advice is when you’re telling them how to avoid paying tax.
  —Dennis Howlett

Monday, May 14, 2007

Quote

Intelligence reports say he Castro is very worried about me. I'm very worried that we can't come up with something to justify his worrying.

  —from Ronald Reagan's presidential diaries, Wed. Feb. 11 (but I don't know what year)


You can find more in snippets being published by Vanity Fair (and no, I don't normally look there!):

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2007/06/reagan200706

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Seen in the Wild

You should never write code for yourself. The customer becomes too aware of the internals of your software and starts making really absurd demands.

Pyromania (video)

Neat stuff.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Quote

The argument that we just have to support the lesser of two evils to avoid destruction is merely a formula by which evil is perpetuated and men and measures that are not evil and driven into perpetual exile.
--Sam Francis